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So, now available everywhere
Cherry Blossom Express has now wended its way through the labyrinth of distribution and is now available on major on-line retailers across the world.
Amazon
Kobo
nook
even Espresso books.
And, given the distribution channel, most booksellers should be able to order it. So, feel free to ask at your local bookshop.
I’m thrilled!
Less thrilled that it took this long, but hey, can’t have everything right?
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Limbo and You
Not everything in this business is under the control of the principals. JM and I do not have control over whether or not our books show up on sites. We really don’t. We have a distribution agreement. So, the files are under review.
They’ve been under review for almost a month now.
For validation.
Amazon? 24 hours and you’re validated and moving forward. It hurts my little, black, shriveled soul to say positive things about a company that I don’t trust in the least. (Or rather, I trust it to always have its own best interests at heart. Those interests and mine may or may not coincide.)
But right now, major distribution company? I am being forced to compare you unfavorably to Amazon. This is *not* how you want your user base to react. You are making me and my company look bad. And you are charging me money for this service. Right now? I despise you.
I don’t have a huge number of anger triggers. My number one trigger? Incompetence. I hate it when people do not do what they are supposedly hired to do. If I hire a plumber, I expect that the pipes he put in will not leak. When I hire a carpenter, the box better not fall apart. When I hire a distribution company, they better actually distribute the god damned books.
*deep breath*
So, lessons learned: Give the distribution company an extra-long time to do their thing. They are useful, but not swift, nor are they efficient.
This first book has been an excellent learning tool. I’m learning about distribution. JM is learning about file creation. We’re both learning that everything is just a little more expensive than it was during our research phase because no one tells you everything you need to know in this business. (Cut throat, shark infested, welcoming, and swamped. The book business is like the antiques business. Friendliness is encouraged, but you must at all times look out for your own interests. Nicest people you ever want to meet unless you’re in the middle of a deal and then all bets are off. We all love the same things, but it’s a very competitive business. Huh… and I used to think that the HP fans in my life were blowing smoke when they sorted me into Slytherin. *grins*)
The thing is, no matter how much I kvetch? I still love it. I love creating the content. I love reading the slush. (look for our new page: quotes from the slush read) I even love arguing about what contracts say.
Non, je ne regrette rien.
Cross-posted to The Art of Procrastination
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Nano, Deadlines, and Discipline
I am only at 8.5K words for NaNoWriMo right now.
I should be at 35K by the end of the day.
So, right, that’s not happening today. I need to kick out about 4K per day to catch up. Four sessions a day at 1K each will do that. (Please imagine that in a cheerful tone with an overly bright smile.)
I haven’t lost a Nano in a few years, but it used to happen all the time. I am an excellent sprint writer. I can write 40K or more in a weekend. I am not particularly good about daily discipline. But I generally do hit deadlines, barring catastrophes. (I once lost 8K words right before the end of November. I was nearly in tears.)
The project I’m working on has a turn in date of late November of next year, to go into production in January. And when I’m doing sprints with my friends, I have actually managed to work on it consistently. It’s just that it’s not the project I really want to be working on right now. Give me a deadline and I will show you fifteen other projects that are just *so much more shiny*.
I’ve never forced myself to not work on a project though. As long as I hit my deadlines, I am always let myself also work on a new shiny. I’ve started a short story, worked on a chapter of a new series possibility, and worked on editing the project that’s got a January turn in. Standard wisdom is that you should focus only on your NaNo project during the month. December is for editing. Great idea.
I have deadlines to hit though. I have a January turn in for my next novel (which needs massive edits). I’ve got 2 books to edit for other people and I have a short story to edit for a friend. I’ve got a 9 to 5. I’ve got 2 businesses to monitor and pay for. And I’ve got a marketing campaign to manage.
I’m glad and I am stressed and I am happier than I’ve ever been. If I could simply add in a little more travel, I’d be a completely happy person. There’s only one way to do that: lose the 9 to 5. That means making a minimum of at least $5,000 a month. (I live in an expensive area. One of the businesses pays most of its own bills now, but the other does not.) This blog is probably going to start including a few more posts on how to drag money out of on-line sources and advertising as well as kvetching about writing deadlines and random music videos.
I will be adding Alice in Wonderland items in the future. There’s a book on collectables coming at some point. (When I get off my rear and actually write it and take photos for it.)
I’ve also been learning JavaScript.
Um, discipline. That’s right, this was about discipline and hitting your marks and never, ever letting the bastards see you sweat.
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21 Harsh But Eye-Opening Writing Tips From Great Authors
These are priceless. 🙂
Most of them are true too.
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Sunday Night Music: Witch’s Rune
I’ve decided to start a regular feature here with music. I’ll warn you, my taste in music is… eclectic. (I feel this is being kind. My iPod is cruel enough to pop from Beethoven to Green Day with nothing in between.) Your mileage may vary, but everything’s worth a shot.
Disturbing Disorders: Cotard’s Delusion (Walking Corpse Syndrome)
This is absolutely fascinating to me.
I have to wonder if it might be connected to some of the zombie situations in the islands as well. A combination of drugs and a delusional belief.
Wow. Now I have something to research. At the very least it would make an intriguing short story.
In 1880, a middle-aged woman paid a visit to the French neurologist, Jules Cotard (pictured below), complaining of an unusual predicament. She believed she had ‘no brain, no nerves, no chest, no stomach, no intestines’. Mademoiselle X, as Cotard dubbed her in his notes, told the physician she was ‘nothing more than a decomposing body’. She believed neither God nor Satan existed, and that she had no soul. As she could not die a natural death, she had ‘no need to eat’.
Mademoiselle X later died of starvation. [1]
Although this peculiar condition eventually became known as ‘Cotard’s Delusion’ the French neurologist was not the first to describe it. In 1788—nearly 100 years earlier—Charles Bonnet reported the case of an elderly woman who was preparing a meal in her kitchen when a draught ‘struck her forcefully on the neck’ paralyzing her one side ‘as if hit by a stroke’. When…
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Wood-free paper
I am totally all in on this idea. I love my paper books, but I hate the water and environmental costs that go along with the harvesting of wood for paper. Who wants to help change and industry?
This will delight the conservationally-minded. (Conversation/conservation. Shopfitting, Shoplifting. Read carefully. 😉 )
If you remember a while back I posted
In this piece I argue that the paper industry is keeping large stretches of land forested, instead of it being rip-mined or simply going to the dogs.
There is of course a very valid criticism of that stance.
Pine and Eucalypt (Bluegum) forests are not necessarily the way to conserve a country’s natural, indigenous flora. Nothing much grows under pines; the ground is extremely acidified due to the carpet of needles. Eucalypts have a (for South Africa at least) even bigger problem: They suck up the ground water. Eucalypts were used in Windhoek to dry up a small swampy area so that it could be built up (and you ask, why??? oh why?, Namibia is such a dry place!)
So…
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The Saddest Place in London: A Story of Self-Sacrifice
This is a wonderful story and a wonderful idea.
Everyday heroes getting their due. We need one of these.
Tucked away in a quiet area of East London is a peaceful place that goes by the unassuming name of Postman’s Park (left), so called because it once stood in the shadow of the city’s old General Post Office building. At first glance, you might mistake it for any green space in the city, with its manicured lawn, leafy trees and decorative water fountain. But if you took the time to venture through the gates, you would stumble upon something far from ordinary.
On a stone wall, underneath a makeshift overhang, are a series of ceramic plaques, each one painted beautifully with the names of people who died while trying to save the lives of others. One plaque reads:
And another:
And on and on they go. The first time I stumbled upon this memorial was on a walking tour given by Tina Hodgkinson. I was instantly overwhelmed with sadness. So many of the people…
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Ice Buckets and Realities
The ice bucket challenge videos that have been running around have done $41 million in good (and climbing.) Here’s a video that everyone involved in a challenge or not needs to see.
Antonio Carbajal has been diagnosed with ALS. As has his mother and his grandmother. This is his video. And his youtube channel. I encourage you to watch and to subscribe.
And to donate to ALS research here.
If you want to help Antonio directly, you can donate to help with his medical costs here.
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